Lucy Callus's Case Reports

This where the public may view all of Lucy's half baked theories and RP canon Case Reports. Warning, these are not meant to be taken seriously but rather as a humorous retrospection on RP events and the OC's associated
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CASE REPORT #00003
CODENAME: FUSIONFALL
LICENSE#4958672         STATUS: UNAPPROVED

SUMMARY: CASE REPORT OF FUSIONFALL INCIDENT AND PLAUSIBLE CAUSE I.E. OFFWORLD FROSTING EXPOSITION

PERSONS OF INTEREST: LORD FUSE, DEXTER MCPHERSON, PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM, PLUMBER ORGANIZATION
EVIDENCE: MULTIPLE OFFWORLD EVENTS HAVE BEEN MONITORED BY THE PLUMBER ORGANIZATION, DEXTER HAS MADE PROGRESS IN FOOD SCIENCES IN PREVIOUS YEARS, PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM HAS RESOURCES TO HELP IMPROVE FOOD SCIENCES AND WOULD MOST LIKELY BE INVOLVED IN OFFWORLD FOOD EXPOSITIONS.

DETAIL OF EVENTS: AFTER GAINING FULL KNOWLEDGE OF THE PLUMBER ORGANIZATION, DEXTER BECOME ENTANGLED IN MORE OFFWORLD PROJECTS AND COMPETITIONS INVOLVING THE EARTH. RECENT JOINT PROJECTS WITH PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM CAN BE TIED TO THIS CASE VIA THEIR FIRST JOINT PROJECT- THE PERFECT FROSTING FORMULA. THIS PERFECT FROSTING FORMULA WHILE EN ROUTE TO THE OFFWORLD EXPOSITION WAS MOST PLAUSIBLY MONITORED BY THE PLUMBERS. THE SIZE OF THE PAYLOAD DELIVERED WAS MOST LIKELY OF SEVERAL 100 METRIC TONS IN ORDER TO BE SAMPLED BY MULTIPLE ALIEN RACES. THE ONLY PERSON ON EARTH WITH THE POWER AND RESOURCES TO CREATE SUCH A MASSIVE SIZE OF SWEETS IS PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM. MOST LIKELY CAUSE OF FUSIONFALL IS A COLLISION WITH AN ASTEROID EN ROUTE TO THE EXPO, CAUSING THE PAYLOAD TO CRASH INTO ANOTHER PLANET. THIS INCIDENT COULD LEAD TO MASSIVE OFFWORLD DESPISE WHICH WOULD MAKE EARTH A DESIRABLE TARGET FOR LORD FUSE AS EARTH WOULD HAVE LIMITED SUPPORT FROM OTHER WORLDLY FACTIONS.

CONCLUSION: LORD FUSE STRUCK THE EARTH WITH HIS FORCES, CAUSING EARTH TO ENTER FULL FLEDGED WAR

I like this a lot! Can't wait to see more.

CASE REPORT #00005
CODENAME: OPENDOORS
LICENSE#4958672                              STATUS: CLEARED

SUMMARY: LOU AKA THE TOILNATER REPORTS MISSING HIS KEYS;

PERSONS OF INTEREST: LOU (TOILNATER), Waiter (unknown), Monkey (Now profiled as Bobo)

EVIDENCE: EYE WITNESS ACCOUNTS VALIDATING ALL INDIVIDUAL ALIBIS AND RESULTING ACTIONS AS STATED IN ORDER OF EVENTS

ORDER OF EVENTS: "THE SOUTHERN ITALIAN" RESTAURANT, VISITED BY THE TOILNATER BETWEEN 11:00AM AND 3:00PM, WAITER SPILLED WINE INTO LOU; LEFT FACILITY, WALKED APPROXIMATELY 30MINUTES TO HIS APARTMENT; KEY FOUND MISSING

WAITER DISPOSES KEYS INTO BOBO'S POSSESSION. BOBO PROCEEDED TO YEILD GAMES TO WHICH KEYS WERE LOCATED.

CONCLUSION: WAITER TRANSFERED KEYS FROM LOU ONTO BOBO, CALL TO PLACE WAITER ON WATCH LIST FOR FOOD CRIMES RELATING TO METAL TASTE IN MEAL AND IMPROPER CARE WITH LIQUIDS.

BILL:
$50 start fee
$30 gasoline expense
$50 for unknown suspect risks
$72 for food expenses
Total: $202